Black Lasagna is being re-vamped!

Some of you may know that I once had a blog where I wrote about being drunk off FourLoko, cutting my hair, posted “cool” pictures from the internet and other really “awesome” stuff. After I got over the shock of just how awesome my blog used to be I decided that I needed to switch things up, give it a total make over and write about sex. What I’d like it to become is a anonymous memoir of YOUR sexual adventures. Whether it be the night you had the best orgasm of your life with your cousin or about when you farted while losing your virginity (AND your mom walked in). Seriously, ANY sex related story you think is worth a read. So if there’s anything you’ve been dying to get off your chest, a story you think will triumph all other sex stories or just something you want to submit to occupy yourself from your current slump of boredom send it my way!! I’m asking that you send me submissions for the time being here, through my tumblr till I get the site up and running. Can’t wait to see what you guys have got for me! 

(Obviously you guys are welcome to send me these stories anon if you don’t trust me to keep your privacy. Or shit, if you just don’t want ME personally knowing about the time you tried to stick a ruler up your ass. It’s cool, I get it.)